I'm Doctor Nagasaki Chen. Here at Grave-Diggers International,
we like movies . . . a lot. Nothing breaks the tedium of a long plane
trip (or lecture by Aarron) than a movie. I maintain the storehouse
of entertainment media that the Professor brings when he and his associates
go on their little adventures. We have Over 400 feature films on VHS, DVD,
Laser Disc and VCD . . . Mmmmm Hong Kong bootlegs), plus a collection of television
programs and cartoons. In this collection are the type of films that a
lot of you have in your own collections. There are the quality films
that truly entertain, there are some that have won critical acclaim and
there are simply rare ones. But the Professor as well as most of his associates
have this strange obsession with bad films as well. An Academy Award winner
will sit right next to a Raspberry Award winner. Anyway, what I'm
going to do for you is give you a taste of some of these films. I'll review
them for you and give you some needless information. If you are one
of those people who gets pissed off when someone tells you how a movie
went, then leave now because that is exactly what I do.
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